Title: Q is for Quest
Author:
Bohemian Fling
Email:
BohemianFling@...
Posted: 27
January 2003
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:
The Scarecrow and Mrs. King characters still belong to Warner
Bros. and
Shoot the Moon Enterprises LTD, no matter how much I wish they were
mine. The
content of the story, however, belongs to me. Please do not post or
redistribute this story without the author’s consent.
Summary:
When the stakes are high enough, even the fiercest rivals can
learn to
work as a team.
Timeframe:
late December 1985 (after “Fast Food for Thought,” which aired
on
12/17/85)
Feedback:
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Archive:
With the alphabet stories, a_bit_dotty’s site, Merel’s site.
Anyone
else, please ask.
Thanks:
Thanks to my crackerjack beta team for giving this the ole
one-two,
catching all my errors and offering great suggestions! Any mistakes
left in the
posted version are definitely mine and are absotively, posilutely no
reflection
upon the high quality of betaing I received. :-)
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“Shh!” the
somewhat reluctant participant in the search cautioned as his comrade
pushed
small items to one side of a shelf. “Someone might hear you!”
His
companion, the one in charge of the operation, gave an aggravated sigh.
“For the
millionth time, nobody’s gonna hear us.”
Glancing
over his shoulder, the more nervous of the two looked for signs of
anyone who
might catch them red-handed. “You don’t know that,” he protested.
“In the
movies, someone always hears the burglars.” He took another fearful
look behind
him and whispered, drawing out the last word for emphasis, “If we
get caught,
it’s gonna be bad.”
The
ringleader nodded, acknowledging the truth of the statement. “So we won’t
get
caught.” Taking a large canister from the shelf, he opened it and scowled
at the
powdery contents. “Where is it? There aren’t that many hiding places in
here.”
After thrusting the container and lid into his sidekick’s hands, he
reached for
another.
With a
shrug, his cohort replied, “I dunno, but it’s hidden really good. We’ve
looked all
week and still can’t find it.” His eyes widened. “Do you think she
knows what
we’re doing and keeps moving it?”
“Don’t be
stupid. We’d know if she knew, because . . . “ He suddenly froze.
“Did you
hear that?”
Head
bobbing furiously, the other answered, his voice quavering, “Uh-huh. I
told you
someone was gonna hear us! Now we’re gonna get it!”
“Be quiet!”
the leader ordered in a harsh whisper. He cocked his head and
listened
intently for a few moments. Satisfied that the noise he’d heard wasn’t
anyone
coming, he breathed a sigh of relief. Taking a look at the clock, he
realized
they’d soon have company. “It’s almost five. We should stop now,
anyway.”
“Yeah,” his
companion quickly agreed. “Let’s get outta here.”
The two
quietly crept from the room--one intent on returning early the next
morning to
continue the search, the other planning how to avoid it.
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“Mother, did you use the flour for anything last
night?”
“No, dear.”
Dotty looked up from the morning paper and bent her head slightly
to peer at
Amanda over the top of her glasses. “Why do you ask?”
Amanda held
up the flour canister for her mother to see. “This was on the
counter
next to the coffee pot.”
“That’s
odd.” Dotty’s eyebrows bunched. “You know, yesterday morning, I found
my box of
recipe cards in the crab pot, and the can of coffee was on top of the
breadbox.”
“And the
other day, the container of spaghetti was in the cabinet over the
dishwasher.”
Dotty
pulled off her glasses and shook them at her daughter. “I think we have
mice.”
“Two little
rats is more like it,” Amanda observed with a knowing nod. “But
what are
they up to with all those things?”
“I don’t
know. I’m sure I don’t have any recipes in that box that call for
flour,
spaghetti and coffee. One of the boys isn’t doing another ‘foods of
other
cultures’ section in school, is he? People in other countries do eat the
strangest
things. Remember that unpronounceable dish we had to make for the
last one?”
Dotty shuddered. “It tasted worse than it sounded.”
“It wasn’t
quite that bad, Mother,” Amanda said as she put the flour back in its
proper
spot. “Neither of the boys have cooking projects at school, so I don’t
know what
they could be up to.”
“I think we
need to plan a little spy mission tonight to find out, don’t you?”
Dotty’s
eyes gleamed. “We can stake out the kitchen and catch ‘em in the act
then grill
‘em till they crack!”
With a
laugh, Amanda asked, “*Where* did you learn to talk like that?”
Dotty
shrugged. “Cop shows.”
“Well, I
don’t think we’ll need to ‘grill ‘em till they crack,’ but I do think
we need to
‘stake out the kitchen’ tonight.” Hearing the unmistakable sound of
the boys
heading down the stairs, she quickly added, “We can make plans tonight
after they
go to bed.”
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Kneeling on
the counter, Phillip retrieved a ceramic jar from the top shelf of
the
cupboard. Opening the lid, he grinned as his hand closed on what he and
Jamie had
been looking for all week. He set the jar on the counter, pulled the
item from
the hiding place and whispered a triumphant, “Got ‘em!” As he turned
to show his
find to his brother, he shielded his eyes from the sudden glare of
the kitchen
light. “Hey, what’re you doing? Mom and Grandma will notice the
light!”
“I think
the question is, what are you doing?” Amanda asked.
“Oh-oh,”
Jamie murmured. Gulping loudly, he sidled toward his brother. “We’re
in trouble
now.”
While his
mother and grandmother were watching Jamie, Phillip thrust his hand
behind his
back to prevent them from seeing what he was holding. “We were just
looking for
something,” he stated. Meeting his mother’s eyes, he defensively
added, “We
weren’t doing anything wrong.” When Amanda arched an eyebrow and
held
Phillip’s gaze, he hung his head. “We weren’t,” he muttered to the
countertop.
Amanda
advanced on Jamie, and he retreated, stopping when his back met the
counter.
“Honest, Mom, we weren’t doing anything wrong.”
“No?” She
waggled her finger between her two sons and addressed her mother.
“Does this
look like they’re not doing anything wrong to you?”
Dotty
folded her arms across her chest and gave each boy a withering stare. “It
looks like
two little burglars to me.”
“No,” Jamie
shook his head vehemently. “We were just . . . um . . . we’ve been
on a . . .
well, um . . . it was a . . .” Jamie stammered under the combined
glares of
the women.
“Quest!”
Phillip enthusiastically exclaimed.
“A quest?”
his mother repeated. “You were on a quest?”
Finding his
tongue, Jamie elucidated, “Yeah, you know, when you search for
something
that’s hard to find.”
“I know
what a quest is, what I don’t know is why you’re on one and just what
you’re
trying to find that’s so important that you’re sneaking around the
kitchen at
this hour?”
Jamie
pointed at Phillip. “Because he wanted to find them.”
“You wanted
to find ‘em, too!” Phillip shouted.
“It was
your idea!”
“Was not!”
“Was too!”
Amanda
stepped between the boys and held up her hands. “Enough! You,” she
pointed at
Phillip, “are going to tell your grandmother and me exactly what’s
been going
on here, and you,” she swiveled her head to fix Jamie with a hard
look, “are
going to be quiet until he finishes. Understand?” When both boys
nodded, she
turned back to Phillip. “All right. Talk.”
“You know
how I’ve been studying medieval times in school, and we had to do
reports on
knights and castles and junk like that?” Phillip paused, and both
women
nodded, silently encouraging him to continue. “Well, Andy Castle read all
about how
knights used to go on quests to find stuff.”
Dotty
rolled her eyes. “I should have known that Castle boy was involved
somehow.
He’s always doing something dumb.”
“It wasn’t
dumb, Grandma, it was neat!” Phillip’s eyes shone as he warmed up to
his
subject. “The knights would go off on journeys looking for cool things,
treasures,
for their girlfriends. Sometimes, they were gone for years, because
the stuff
they were looking for had to be difficult to find. It was chiv . . .
chival . .
. “
“Chivalrous,” Amanda supplied, a small smile forming on her face as her son’s
enthusiasm
grew.
“Yeah,
that. The girls back then went for the knights who brought back the
stuff they
really wanted.”
“What does
that have to do with you two sneaking around the kitchen?”
“He’s
trying to impress Linda Montez!” Jamie blurted.
Phillip
lunged for his brother. “Shut up, big mouth!”
“Phillip!” Amanda stopped him mid-lunge. “Is
that true? You were on a quest
to find something for Linda?”
The boy’s
head sagged, and his chin hit his chest.
“Phillip?”
his mother gently prodded.
A muffled
“yeah” came from him, and then he lifted his head to give Amanda an
embarrassed
look. “She said I’d be just like a knight if I found them.”
Amanda and
Dotty exchanged a puzzled glance. “What would Linda want you to find in our
kitchen?” Dotty asked.
When
Phillip hung his head again and didn’t immediately answer, Amanda lifted
his chin
with her index finger, forcing him to look at her. “Phillip, your
grandmother
asked you a question.”
Slowly, he
reached behind his back and displayed the ‘treasure’ he’d located for Linda.
“Marshmallows?” Amanda choked back a laugh. “Linda Montez sent you on a quest
for
marshmallows?”
With a
pained expression on his face, Phillip nodded.
“But why?”
Dotty asked. “Doesn’t Linda have marshmallows at her house?”
“Yeah, but
. . .”
Amanda
prompted, “But what, sweetheart?”
“A quest is
supposed to be for something difficult, and when Linda was here
last week,
we had hot chocolate, and she wanted marshmallows, but you weren’t
here, and
nobody knew where they were. Not even Grandma. We said we couldn’t
find ‘em,
because you hide ‘em too good.” Phillip shot an accusatory look at
his mother.
“Linda was really upset that she couldn’t have marshmallows in
her hot
chocolate.”
“That’s
when Phillip said that he would find the marshmallows and bring them
to her,
just like the knights brought junk to the ladies in the olden days.
Linda got
all mushy and said she knew Phillip was smart enough to find ‘em and
he’d be her
hero if he could do that and,” Jamie made a face, “she’d give him
a kiss!
Yuck!”
Phillip ’s
eyes shot daggers at Jamie. “I told you not to tell anyone about that!”
Dotty
clamped one hand on her mouth and the other on Amanda’s arm, and Amanda
pressed her
lips together as tightly as she could.
Taking a
step behind his mother, Jamie said, “You did not. You told me not to
tell anyone
at school about it.”
Regaining
her composure, Amanda placed a palm on Phillip’s chest before he could
leap off
the counter to attack his brother. “Boys, that’s enough. I think you
had better
go get ready for school, and we’ll talk more about this over breakfast.”
“Okay,
Mom,” Jamie quickly agreed and scampered out of the kitchen.
With a
scowl, Phillip slid off the counter and landed with a flat-footed thud on
the floor.
Handing the bag of marshmallows to his mother as he walked past her
out of the
kitchen, he muttered, “I guess I’m not Linda’s hero.”
Amanda
called after him. “Phillip? How was Linda gonna know you found these
here and
didn’t buy them at the store?” She held back another laugh at the
stricken
look on her son’s face.
“The
store!” Phillip smacked himself on the forehead. “Why didn’t I think of
that?”
“Head too
full of Linda to think clearly, I suppose,” Dotty commented. “Go get
dressed
now, and I’ll get started on breakfast.”
As soon as
they heard the bedroom door shut, Amanda and Dotty grinned at each
other. “A
quest for marshmallows. That’s a new one on me!” Amanda shook her
head.
“Let’s hope
this is the most unusual thing Phillip does to get a girl’s
attention.
We should be grateful he was told about quests and not jousting!”
“You’re
right about that.” She looked at the bag in her hand then at her
mother.
“Time to stop hiding the marshmallows?”
“Oh, yes!
It’s embarrassing to tell the boys’ friends that I don’t know where
you hid
them!”
“All right,
Mother, no more hiding the marshmallows.” She placed the bag on the
counter.
“During breakfast, we can all decide where to keep them.”
“You know,
with Andy Castle and Linda Montez around, we’d better start battening
down the
hatches to prepare for Phillip’s teenage years,” Dotty commented as she
opened the
refrigerator door to retrieve eggs, bacon and juice. She tilted her
head
sideways to look at Amanda. “Isn’t it nice to know that boys still behave
that way
when they want to impress girls?”
A slow
smile spread over her face as the thought of Verdi tickets flashed
through her
mind. “Yes, Mother. It really is.”
The End